one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
"I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane."
- John Green (Looking for Alaska)
(Source: realizes, via realizes)
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there